The weight-loss showdown

Call out a mate.
Both lose weight.

Highest percentage lost wins. Weigh in from your inbox every morning. Every Sunday you both get a scorecard, a coach’s verdict and a roast of every rogue pizza.

Next: set the stakes, then send it on WhatsApp. Takes a minute. More than two of you?

4-week 1v1s are free. The first 100 paid fights are on us. Use code FIRSTFIGHT at checkout! See prices

What you get ↓

WCoach · Weigh-Off07:00 · Day 12 of 56
Day 12. Step on, Sam.
86.4kg
Ran 5kAte wellNo takeaway
Lock it in
−3.4% since day 1
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01
Issue the challengePick 4, 8 or 12 weeks, the stakes and how hard the roast hits. Invite by email or send a link.
02
Weigh in dailyOne tap from your morning email. No password. Tell the coach what you ate, did and felt.
03
Sunday verdictScorecard, straight-talking coaching and the roast, sent to both of you.

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Every weigh-in, head to head

A live chart of who’s losing more, the tale of the tape, and every Sunday verdict in one place. This one’s an example.

Week 3 of 8 · Day 21 of 56

Sam leads by 1.4

Final bellSun 29 Nov
RoastSpicy
Loser has toBuy the curry
% lost since day 1SamAlex
0%−1−2−3−4WEEK 1WEEK 2WEEK 3−2.0−3.4
Tale of the tapeDay 21
Sam
VS
Alex
89.3 kgWeightPrivate
−3.4%Lost−2.0%
3Weeks won0
21 / 21Weigh-ins19 / 21
86Notes this week41
Sunday verdictsNext one Sun 1 Nov, 6pm
Week 3 · Sam −0.9 vs Alex −0.3There is no small pizzaWeek 2 · Sam −1.2 vs Alex −0.7Alex finds the salad bar, brieflyWeek 1 · Sam −1.3 vs Alex −1.0Sam draws first blood
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Pick your pain

Three roast levels

Mild“Thursday looked a little cheesy, Alex.”
Spicy“There is no small pizza, Alex.”
Savage“Alex, the delivery driver knows your dog’s name.”

The roast goes after choices and excuses, never bodies. The more you write, the better it gets.

Pricing

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The first 100 paid fights are on us. Use code FIRSTFIGHT at checkout!
Free4-week 1v1£0You against one mate for four weeks. Daily weigh-ins, Sunday verdicts and the roast. No card needed.
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12 weeks£5
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8 weeks£9
12 weeks£12
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